i will never be as pretty as my bestfriend and i accept that.

-anotherbrokenpromise-:

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Survey From Felix

Things you have done during your lifetime:

()Gone on a blind date

(X) Skipped school

() Been to Canada

() Been to Mexico

(X) Been to Florida

() Been to Hawaii

(X) Been on a plane

( ) Been on a helicopter

(X) Been lost

(X) Gone to Washington, DC

(X) Swam in the ocean

(X) Cried yourself to sleep

(X) Played cops and robbers

(X) Recently colored with crayons

(x) Sang Karaoke

() Paid for a meal with coins only

(X) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.

() Made prank phone calls

( ) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere

(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

( ) Danced in the rain-naked

(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus

(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe

(x) Watched the sunrise with someone

(X) Blown bubbles

(x) Gone ice-skating

(X) Gone to the movie

() Been deep sea fishing

( ) Driven across the United States 

( ) Been in a hot air balloon

( ) Been sky diving

() Gone snowmobiling

(x ) Lived in more than one country

(x) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets

(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish

() Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser

(x) Seen the Statue of Liberty

( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle

() Been on a cruise

(x) Traveled by train

( ) Traveled by motorcycle

(x) Been horse back riding

(x) Ridden on a San Francisco CABLE CAR

(x) Been to Disneyland or Disney World

(x ) Truly believe in the power of prayer

(x) Been in a rain forest

(x) Seen whales in the ocean

( ) Been to Niagara Falls

( ) Ridden on an elephant

( ) Swam with dolphins (sort of ->  I didn’t get in the water with them because i was terrified of swimming in the amazon, but I’ve seen pink dolphins!)

( ) Been to the Olympics

( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China

( ) Saw and heard a glacier calf

( ) Been spinnaker flying

() Been water-skiing

() Been snow-skiing

(x) Been to Westminster Abbey

(x) Been to the Louvre

(x) Swam in the Mediterranean

(x) Been to a Major League Baseball game

() Been to a National Football League game

() Bird watching on fishing boat in the middle of winter (not in the middle of winter, but I’ve done this)

Reblog if you hate how straight guys are against gay guys, but they love it when girls are lesbians or bisexual.

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Anonymous asked: hi!! can we (anyone/me, hehe) see a picture of you? plzzzzz *<:3 <3

What would you like to see pixxxx of?  Toenails are offlimits fyi.  As are my naughty parts.

So..

So I’m off to japan.

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FOLLOW THAT SHIT

expectthefaptastic:

much-useless-than-crap:

all the time :D

Who apologizes?

expectthefaptastic:

much-useless-than-crap:

all the time :D

Who apologizes?

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expectthefaptastic:

jewpiter-:

thanks4that

O RLY? i didnt know

Hey, hey. Maybe it wasn&#8217;t clearly a moo.  Maybe it was more of a Mew.  And you know, Mew is a pokemon.  He just didn&#8217;t want any of you to get confused.  What a considerate subber.

expectthefaptastic:

jewpiter-:

thanks4that

O RLY? i didnt know

Hey, hey. Maybe it wasn’t clearly a moo.  Maybe it was more of a Mew.  And you know, Mew is a pokemon.  He just didn’t want any of you to get confused.  What a considerate subber.

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fuckyeahpokememe:

I mashed up Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” with Psyduck. I call it, “The Migraine.”

At first, I thought this was cute.  Then I ^ read ^ the above ^ and Lolled very hard.

fuckyeahpokememe:

I mashed up Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” with Psyduck. I call it, “The Migraine.”

At first, I thought this was cute.  Then I ^ read ^ the above ^ and Lolled very hard.

(Source: fypblog)

lovemetoinfinity:

perfectregret:

-dirtydirtysouth:

o m g

……………….

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

lovemetoinfinity:

perfectregret:

-dirtydirtysouth:

o m g

……………….

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Source: , via fuckyeahlolthings)

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Reblog if you want one detailed messaged about how someone would fuck you in your ask.

fuckyeahlolthings:

funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny:

backagainstthewall:

youwillfindinfinity:

i dare you.

(via wonderbreadandmayo)

In my ask?  Is that like brain fucking?  Since my questions come from my brain?  I’m confused.  Oh, and if you mean _ass_ I don’t want to know T_T;;;

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fuckyeahpokememe:

By: Chinpokomon
fuckyeah-y-u-no-guy:

Submitted By:Neesh B Fly

fuckyeah-y-u-no-guy:

Submitted By:Neesh B Fly

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cascaderelevance:

omg.. ♥
:3~

cascaderelevance:

omg.. ♥

:3~

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I WOULD DATE SO MANY OF YOU THAT IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

expectthefaptastic:

-nedeek:

rocketship-potter:

oh lord.

Story of my life

i knoooooooooooooow, ME TOO

Not me :( {forever alone}

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expectthefaptastic:

ssaammbbaamm:

tfobsessed:

lifeaintafairytale:

LOL

hahaha quite unexpected

hahahahaha

Daaaang

expectthefaptastic:

ssaammbbaamm:

tfobsessed:

lifeaintafairytale:

LOL

hahaha quite unexpected

hahahahaha

Daaaang

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